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April 12, 2000
Dear
Uncle Sam,
I am writing to apologize
for all the terrible things which we Cubans have done to you while
living in the United States. Please let me begin with my own humble plea
for forgiveness.
Forgive me for being too
Cuban, too Spanish, too European and too white. I know how painful it
must be for you to have Spanish speaking Caucasians living on your soil.
I also beg you to forgive my Afro-Cuban brothers and sisters for being
descendants of the Yoruba people of West Africa, one of the most highly
cultured and sophisticated African ethnic groups. It is not their fault
that they are both intelligent and beautiful or that they overcame the
horrors of slavery with courage and dignity. Nor there is any malice in
their ability to live in harmony with their white compatriots. I ask you
to forgive them for being thoroughly Cuban.
On a collective level,
please forgive us for having a strong work ethic, for being educated and
for enjoying a certain level of economic prosperity. Forgive us for
paying our taxes and for obeying your laws. Above all, forgive us for
having served in your armed forces and for having suffered casualties in
your Vietnam War out of all proportion to our numbers.
Forgive us for having
transformed Miami from a sleepy Southern town into a thriving,
world-class metropolis. Also, forgive us for contributing billions of
dollars to the American economy. Forgive us for having
successfully run major American corporations such as the Coca Cola
Company. Forgive us for not being a burden on you social welfare system.
Forgive us for being economically self-reliant. Forgive us for being
charitable and for believing in equality and social justice. Forgive us
for helping the Nicaraguans and the Haitians in South Florida.
Forgive us for our
contributions to both American popular and high culture. Forgive us for
Desi Arnaz, Andy García, Gloria Stefan, Celia Cruz, Paquito de Rivera,
and the Buena Vista Social Club. I assure you, we meant no offense or
harm by providing you with so much entertainment and pleasure.
Forgive us for artists
such as Ana Mendieta and and Ernesto Pujol as well as for all the
intellectuals and professors whom we have given to your universities.
Forgive us for playing baseball, a game that you invented, and for
contributing great athletes to your major leagues.
Forgive us for adding to
your culinary diversity. Forgive us for our black beans. roast pork,
arroz con pollo, arroz con mariscos, fried plantains, broiled red
snapper, shrimp enchilado, Cuban sandwiches, flan, pastelitos de guayaba
and a host of other dishes that lack the refined sophistication of your
meatloaf. Forgive us also for brewing coffee that actually looks, tastes
and smell like coffee - and most of all, forgive us for cooking with
garlic.
Uncle Sam, forgive us for
actually practicing family values instead of simply talking about them.
Forgive us for loving our extended families and our children and for
treating our elderly with affection and respect. Forgive us for enjoying
life, for being both passionate and compassionate and for sharing
whatever we have with those who are less fortunate. Forgive us our
humanity. Please Uncle Sam, I implore you to forgive us for our
participation in the political and civil life of your nation. Forgive us
for becoming U. S. citizens. Forgive us for voting in your elections.
Forgive us for having elected Cubans to all levels of your government -
and please, please forgive us for having alienated our Latin American
cousins by defending your interests in the region.
Forgive us also for
learning the lessons of Henry David Thoreau and Dr. Martin Luther King
Jr., as well as for mastering that most American of all political acts,
civil disobedience.
I now realize that we
Cubans are terrible people, and we have hurt you in unspeakable ways.
But I assure you that we will get out of the country as soon as we
regain our homeland. Unfortunately, it does not appear that this will
happen any time soon; therefore, if I am so bold, could you please allow
us to remain here just a little longer? I promise that we will do
our best to behave more like a stereotypical minority. Oh, by the way,
could you find it in your heart to forgive us for choosing freedom over
fascism?
Jorge Benítez Sagol
Richmond,
Va
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